The Donkey's natural habitat!

I really love what she's done with the place, it's like an upscale meadow. Peaceful, one with nature, fit for our fine little donkey. Though with no visible grass to graze on I can only assume she's on some sort of starvation diet. Summer's almost over, you can put away the donkini! Here, have a carrot.

TylerisHomeless?

It's been a while since I've logged on to Stardoll so correct me if I'm wrong, but is Tyler a crazy bag lady now? Did the pressures of being sexually ambiguous while running five unsuccessful projects at the same time finally get to him? I'm worried about you Tyler.

I'm baaaaack...

I've missed a lot of bullshit so I'm trying to catch up. Anyone wanna fill me in?

TylerisSad :(

Poor Tyler. He tries so hard to start projects [that he never finishes] and blogs [that he later discards] and best dressed lists for his New Year's Masquerade [that he never posts] to entertain us all, and we just don't appreciate it. His latest endeavor, some awards show, has gotten little to no support from the Stardoll community. I attempted to explain to him why:

Maybe someday we'll start appreciating his talent and treating him like the gift he is! By the way, what is up with his outfit? He looks like one of Captain Von Trapp's kids singing in the Alps with Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music. All he's missing is a goat. Maybe a donkey will do.

Merry Christmas

Something smells..

Something about today's Cover Girl reminded me of that dirty kid from the Charlie Brown cartoons. You know, Pig Pen. Hmm, what could it be?

The Rise & Fall of PerezStarGossip

What has happened to our Queen? You all know the story, PerezStarGossip came on the scene and kicked every other blog's ass, amassing a larger following than any blog ever had, and truly leaving a mark on Stardoll. Then she got lazy, hosting parties and posting Best Dressed lists instead of gossip. Finally she just left altogether, giving DanPuffs control of the blog and only occasionally signing on to write happy little posts to her readers. She has completely lost her edge. No more snarky articles about The Snakes and The Crazies and The springSLUTs. Just, "hey how are you guys, okay well take care!" After a bunch of bad decisions, hiring Diva_Always being the biggest, she just gave up on the blog and threw it all away. Now Stardoll's Most Hated Website appears to be back, with a whole new look, but even with uber bitch N1mka4eva writing for it it's still not the same. I wish she really were LaPrimaDonna, at least that girl has spunk. This new Perez? Nothing but a burned out bulb if you ask me.

Bitch is the new black.

It seems I've started a trend of sorts. An angry, sort of sad little person calling themselves "The Real Bitch", who clearly saw my account and decided she wanted to try and out-bitch me, has been trolling this blog claiming to be "the real bitch on Stardoll." I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I couldn't care less. If your goal is to attain that title, you can have it. Your little bitch act is just weak, you're trying way too hard. You come off as a lonely 10-13 year old girl who gets picked on a lot at school, not as someone opinionated who actually has something to say. You're a joke.

*Yawn* Mmkay little one, whatever you say.

:)

HOS implodes

The Donkey and nojarama's little cat fight is the most interesting thing that's happened to or been written about on Haus of Sin, which isn't saying much. Alice lept off the sinking ship today, and the blog will most likely be deleted. I rarely read it, but what little I did read was nothing but Mia's constant donkey braying, rambling on and on about nothing. Chace barely contributed and Alice was too busy being embarrassed that she was associated with the blog in the first place. Now she can take her talents elsewhere, nojarama can continue staring at himself in the mirror singing Lady Gaga songs into a hair brush, and Mia can go graze in a lovely pasture somewhere. Everyone wins.

BURN!

When even your friends/blog partners don't come to your defense, it's safe to say you're an insufferable thundercunt with no redeemable qualities.

p.s. Donkey.

It's Britney! The Bitch.

It seems the Spears wannabe has crawled out from under her rock and decided to grace Stardoll with her obnoxious presence. Before taking her brief sabbatical, Britney (and Kasia) jumped on the conspiracy bandwagon and fanned the flames of the rumors about her supposed friends, DanPuffs and Perez. The same friends she used in her desperation for Stardoll fame. Britney is the worst kind of person because she comes off as sweet and kind when really she's back-stabbing and conniving. Don't let her pull the wool over your eyes. That wool is attached to the sheep costume she has on; what she really is, underneath the smile and the tranny make-up, is a wolf in disguise.

Stardoll releases LE dress copy; Everyone freaks out.

http://hotbuysbazaar.blogspot.com/2009/11/wth-stardoll.html

I have no sympathy for any of you, it's stupid to spend that much money on virtual clothes so if you were dumb enough to waste your money on LE then you deserve it. I hope they re-release all of your precious LE rags in slightly different colors, I can't wait to see you have a heart attack over it. Can't. Wait.

Hunnigall is full of shit.

If you're so over Stardoll gossip then why are you writing for a gossip blog, Alice?? Haus of Shit Sin ring a bell?

p.s. Turns out Alice isn't half bad after all, and she's smart enough to distance herself from the parade of SUCK that is "HOS"

Mia is a Donkey

"Guaggi" sort of sounds like a noise a donkey would make, doesn't it?

You can read the comment thread which got her this nickname here on Perez's blog.

"Dan" needs to stop with the BS..

and admit he's a CHICK.

Oh SURE Dan, I'm sure you're not showing your proof because you enjoy being thought of as a tranny, it couldn't possibly be because no such proof exists right? And you'll never webcam with any of these "close friends" of yours either. Because you're a girl. You got caught, you've been exposed, so be a "man" and admit it. You're worst than Clinton trying to justify oral sex as not technically sex. This is your Lewinski scandal, we'll all respect you a lot more if you just admit it's your jizz on the dress.